Welcome to FrankiVerse Cafe’s Infinite Waiting Room
If you would like to submit your soul for redistribution, feel free to see Moorish at the counter.
Otherwise please stand by and a Sasquatch or Mothman barista will be with you in the ether shortly to take your drink order.
FrankiVerse Cafe would like to thank all patrons for visiting our Infinite Waiting Room.
Please enjoy a complimentary cocktail of HaleighJuice in the 6th Dimension while you wait.
Do not be alarmed if the rainbow effervescence causes unexpected giggle fits. Just remember to breathe.
The following FrankiVerse Cafe Vibe Report is iterated at
The Big Yellow House.
You can book a stay for your Self at this interdimensional portal by visiting their link the description.
FVC thanks its patrons for having the autonomy to explore further details without obnoxious marketing instruction.
Now on to our report….
Mantis being representatives for The Age of Aquarius have been overheard at the Cafe cheersing to Aquarius for deciding to be a Season of the Witch.
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All witch souls resonating with timelines of oppression, burning, and otherwise all toxic Martian aggression energy, are being granted compensation for their horror film timeline vibes with hitherto undetermined but infinite wealth and 3rd density pampering of whatever varieties suit each witches current incarnation.
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Witches across dimensions should expect immediate speeding up of spell cast fruitions and inexplicable direct deposits of whatever currency they prefer to their bank accounts.
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Cheers, formerly tortured magician souls, The Age of Aquarius clearly digs your powerful healing, swift justice, and wicked fashion sense.
A trio of Bavarian Mourning Doves has officially been signed as backup vocalists for the latest collab album from Cherlene Rene & Dusty Tricombs.
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The cosmic country music sensations say they are looking forward to recording their new tracks on the road, where multidimensional twang adheres to vinyl best.
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Cafe rumors report that a fully sentient RV-spaceship hybrid vehicle has volunteered its service to transport the pixie duo and their feathered cohorts across several parallel versions of Earth for that rich ‘wind-in-your-hair and the past in the rear-view mirror’’ kind of vibe.
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Be on the lookout, if you spot a set of singing doves, Cherlene Rene & Dusty T could well be the next dulcet tones you hear. Do not be shocked if the RV winks at you.
Pockets of analog existence continue to float in the digi-spheres.
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FVC has itself been experiencing a timeline of very dial-up internet flavors.
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Atari enthusiasts and Swiss watch makers alike are entirely unperturbed by this current facet of Cafe ambience, however, creative entrepreneurial sections of the Cafe patronage have voiced a preference for more quantum internet tastes.
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Free will soul submissions to the Cafe help support more technologically delicious timelines, and for that we thank you.
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Special note: some free will donations support the traveling Pixie Underwear Fund, not excluding lingerie and swimwear.
Land dwelling Cyclopian Giants in the forested hills of eastern Europe are looking to relocate to more wide open spaces.
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Should you encounter a giant cyclops on its migration path, and should you happen to have some pre-rolled smokeable joy on your person at the time, do consider sharing your plant medicine torpedo with said giant cyclops - they may just carry you to your next destination if its on their route anyway.
Pink sheep in the rural agricultural fairy spaces are not pleased with human spiritual music selections and continue to be exhaustedly vocal about it.
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Sasquatch entities from the FVC barista roster have offered their services in diplomatic negotiation and resolution.
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Peace treaty signatures between pink sheep & human spiritualists are anticipated in the immediate present.
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Luxury teleportation to turquoise rivers for rest and restoration are highly recommended.
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Tips for our Sasquatch baristas support these peace negotiations and can be left at Franki Was Here DOT com.
FrankiVerse Cafe Patrons are reminded that no Earth timelines make any good sense, and not to worry yourselves about it.
Kellenurian Wasche NanoBots are now available from the Cafe Menu for any patrons needing to energetically and emotionally clean other folks’ shit out of your field.
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Wasche NanoBots are quantum DNA assigned uniquely to you to ensure only your definition of shit is cleared of your experience.
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Neither FVC nor Kellenurians play with that trickster/Jinn trash, there will be no nasty “gotcha” vibes with your Wasche NanoBots. Enjoy the relief.
Royal Feminine Bubble Philanthropists have been reporting exceptional relations between feline and canine contingencies on several planes of Earth existence.
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FVC’s own Princess Lucy (now also answering to Lucella Princepesa) has had multiple pleasant and calm interactions with Princess Matilda of House Presley, and Prince Theo of the Big Yellow House.
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Royal Feminine Bubble Philanthropists have been spreading their own rumors of further integrating interspecies agreeable vibes with Royal entities of the equine variety.
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Saddle up FVC patrons, but slowly and gracefully, if you please, we are in the bubbles of princesses after all.
That concludes this broadcast of FrankiVerse Cafe’s Vibe Report.
Enjoy the Infinite Waiting Room, Patrons.
You’ve been in it all along, so you may as well have fun.