FrankiVerse Cafe

FrankiVerse Café

You found it. The interdimensional café at the end of the algorithm. Pull up a chair. We have haunted travel guides, shapeshifting romantasy, and something called BooBerry K Muffins that we refuse to explain. The Infinite Waiting Room is glad you've finally recognized you're in it.

See Moorish at the Counter

Come In & Find Out

FrankiVerse Cafe exists somewhere between a haunted library, a cosmic rest stop, and a very niche glamour magazine that no one asked for but everyone needed.

We make things here. Ebooks about haunted places. Romantasy that takes place in dimensions your GPS cannot locate. Characters who have opinions about accounting and also eat limbs. It's experimental, it's neurodivergent, it's occasionally inexplicable — and that's the whole point.

This is a creative space for nonlinear brains, wandering thoughts, and people who have always suspected the algorithm was trying to tell them something. We just followed the signal.

No polish. No performance. Just the work, as it happens, in the only dimension we could agree on.

Wander in. Linger. Take a muffin. We made too many anyway.

— Franki Was Here

Our Collections

Tips for Sasquatch & Mothman

$5.00 per month (plus tax)

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Support our interdimensional cryptid staff and their many chill vibe endeavors at the Cafe. Do not be surprised if you have an increase in UFO sightings, strange voices in the woods, or other unexplained good luck - it's a thank you from the Cafe. The lovely green glowing pixie is an absinthe muse that wanted a Cafe feature. Sasquatch graciously offered for her to grace the cover of this tier rather than our baristas (they aren't big on selfies).

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Soul Redistribution Submission Level 1

$9.99 per month (plus tax)

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Free Soul Donations accepted at this level recieve infinitely replicating appeciation bubbles from whichever dimension you find most pleasing. Souls submitted freely to the Cafe will be redistributed to spaces they are more harmoniously aligned to. You may enjoy the relief of knowing your former fractal identity is safe to explore the Cafe while you redefine yourself in the Infinite Waiting Room at your leisure.

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HaleighJuice Addicts - Level 2

$14.44 per month (plus tax)

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Maybe you gulp your HaleighJuice cocktails in the 6th Dimension and you'd like a Guffrey Special to satiate your quantum traveler belly - and what of it if you do? The Cafe salutes you. Level 2 Soul Submissions are a meatier redistribution energy, and that free will dontation needs a snack platter for your atomic particles. Clearly you already operate in other planes of existence. Enjoy your complimentary set of Kellenurian Wasche NanoBots, your Merkabah has already accepted the gift ;)

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One Free Soul Redistribution Submission
10% Discount on All Soul Purchases

Sasquatch Barista Shadowing

$23.69 per month (plus tax)

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Level 3 Soul Submissions to the Cafe merit a closer look at the benid the scenes day to day as an interdimensional big hairy FVC barista. Expect your shift to start in the astral dream realms at whatever time your higher self schedules you in. Sweet dreams :)

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One Free Soul Redistribution Submission
10% Discount on All Soul Purchases

Quantum Benefactors

$500.00 $425.00 first month (plus tax)

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The realm bends in gratitude to you, Quantum Friends. As a Benefactor, you receive everything from Tiers 1–4, plus you are recognized as a FrankiVerse Sponsor. Your support echoes through dimensions, and you’ll be honored accordingly across our YouTube creations and 18 simultaneous parallel dimensions of cosmic broadcasting. Enjoy your VIP booth at the Cafe in your oversoul's franchise location. Your Benefactor donation gathers more strength for FrankiVerse to incarnate in the corporeal realms where you shall have a chair with your name on it.