Special to Glossimer News by Haleigh Overseth Interdimensional Crisis Management Division ✨

Well, folks, what started as a quirky metaphysical car wash experiment has officially become the multiverse's most sudsy situation since the Great Bubble Bath Collapse of 2023! Following our previous report on KC and Maurice's supernatural suds sensation, it appears their spiritual cleansing techniques have gone viral across multiple dimensions—and not everyone is thrilled about the unexpected spectral detailing! 🧼 👻

"We were just trying to clear negative energies from Honda Civics, not create a pan-dimensional cleansing crisis!" explains KC, frantically adjusting her crystal grid while monitoring reports of possessed ship-wash stations as far as the Lyran star system. "Though I have to admit, the ectoplasmic wax finish does look stunning on those cruisers." ✨ 🚀

Maurice, now sporting protective interdimensional goggles and rubber gloves that extend into the fifth dimension, has been working around the clock to contain what Omni Broseph of Coven Council News has dubbed "the possessed car wash crisis." His EMF meter has been beeping so persistently that it's developed its own personality and is now demanding better working conditions. 📱 🗣️

"Look, we didn't expect the resonance frequency of our sage-infused spot-free rinse to create tears in the space-time continuum," Maurice spouts over the sound of squeegees that are now spontaneously tap-dancing. "But on the bright side, our monthly membership sign-ups have skyrocketed across seventeen timelines!" 📈 💰

The situation has gotten so foamy that I've assembled an emergency podcast episode with interdimensional cleaning experts on Franki's Open Mic. Tune in on Spotify to hear our panel discuss "How To Tell If Your Car Wash Is Just Haunted Or Actually A Portal To The Fifth Density." Spoiler alert: check your undercarriage for time-residue! 🎧 🕰️

Meanwhile, reports confirm that a Lyran diplomat's cruiser not only returned from its unexpected dimensional detour with newfound sentience but has also started a support group for "Vehicles Experiencing Existential Awakening." The group meets every Tuesday in a parking orbit around Neptune to receive Reiki treatments from Murray Angel of Love Reiki Australia (visit www.lovereiki.com.au for details)  🛸

For those concerned about their own vehicles developing personalities, KC and Maurice have launched an emergency consultation service. "We can't promise to de-haunt your car," KC warns, "but we can at least negotiate a reasonable cleaning schedule with whatever entity has taken up residence in your cup holders." 📅 👋

In related news, FrankiVerse Media is producing an exclusive tutorial on "DIY Protective Sigils For Your Vehicle" featuring Maurice demonstrating how to properly sage a glove compartment without accidentally summoning a portal to the Void. Safety first, cosmic travelers! 📹 🔮

Special Advisory: The management cannot be held responsible if your vehicle develops consciousness, joins a union, or demands premium fuel after visiting any automated cleaning facility. For best results, avoid car washes during mercury retrograde and full moons. ⚠️

Haleigh Overseth navigates the slippery slopes of interdimensional car wash crises while producing content across multiple realities. Her exclusive artworks depicting "Sentient Vehicles Enjoying Their Best Afterlife" are now available at her ArtPal gallery, with proceeds supporting the Traumatized Neptunian Mechanics Support Fund. 🌟