Death Says Relax
immortality. Everyone wants it, no one thinks about the paperwork. That’s why Death clocked out early, grabbed a coconut drink, and is now swaying gently in a hammock, wondering why mortals act like forever is such a prize.
Sure, the scythe is leaning against the tree, but don’t panic—no souls are being collected today. In the FrankiVerse, even the Grim Reaper deserves a vacation.
This design is for the ones who know rest is radical, spooky is a lifestyle, and eternal chill vibes are the only vibes worth keeping.
Perfect for:
🌴 Dark beach humor
💀 “Self-care, but make it skeletal”
🍹 Reminding everyone to relax, babe, the end comes for us all
💫 FrankiVerse Certified:
Doesn’t believe in hustle culture
Knows hammock naps are sacred
Immortality? Hard pass. You look fabulous, though.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: FrankiVerse Media
- Email: contact@support.frankiwashere.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.