Coffee & Cryptids Mug | FrankiVerse Cafe Merch
Welcome to FrankiVerse Cafe, where the coffee is hot, the timelines occasionally glitch, and your barista may or may not be an interdimensional Sasquatch.
This design features our resident cryptid barista — expertly balancing caffeine and case files — because someone has to keep the neon sign glowing while the binary rain falls outside.
Whether you’re sipping from it, wearing it, or carrying it into your next mildly paranormal situation, this piece officially marks you as:
✔️ Pro-coffee
✔️ Pro-cryptid
✔️ Mildly suspicious of muffins
✔️ Supportive of small, dimensionally unstable cafés
Perfect for early mornings, late-night investigations, and casual “I swear that neon flickered” conversations.
And yes — if you’ve stumbled upon this, you’re invited deeper.
The Coffee & Cryptids minizine (Issue I) lives at frankiwashere.com, complete with café incident reports, AI image evidence, and the unfolding mystery of The Day the FrankiVerse Café Glitched.
Tip your cryptid barista.
Trust the vibe report.
Order something warm.
FrankiVerse Cafe
Where the coffee is real.
The rest is under investigation.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: FrankiVerse Cafe
- Email: contact@support.frankiwashere.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.