Soul of Anastasia Dentri, Cosmic Witch | LeatherBound Notebook Seals The Deal

Soul Flavor Manifest: Anastasia Dentri

Also Known As: The Cosmic Witch, That One, She Who Rearranged Your Furniture And Called It A Review

Soul Era For Sale: The Chaos Haunting Period, spanning several centuries of uninvited dimensional visitation and at least one incident the Intergalactic Liaison Office is still filing paperwork about

Listing Price: 888 Currency Units, because Anastasia selected this number specifically for its frequency and also because she knew it would make numerology people lose their minds a little and she finds that privately satisfying

What You Are Purchasing

Anastasia's haunting era soul is the frequency of a being who walked into rooms that weren't hers for centuries and made them entirely hers within moments. Not through force. Through presence. Through the absolute refusal to be anything less than the most interesting thing in any space she occupied.

This soul does not do subtle. It does not do overlooked. It does not do the back of the room. What it does is arrive — fully, completely, with the specific weight of something that has been causing the air to change in buildings across multiple planets for longer than most civilizations have been keeping records — and make itself known.

Carrying this soul will not make you a haunter. What it will do is make you impossible to ignore. Rooms will feel different when you are in them. People will remember you with a specificity they cannot quite account for. Things you want to move will occasionally move. You may or may not want to mention this to anyone.

The Intergalactic Liaison Office has no jurisdiction over private soul custody arrangements. We checked.

What The Former Owner Is Doing Now

Anastasia now consults on interior design for the non-physical realm.

This sounds like a lateral move. It is not a lateral move. The non-physical realm has been operating on the same energetic furniture arrangement since before most dimensions had a concept of furniture, and the results have been, in Anastasia's professional assessment, fine but uninspired.

Deed of Soul Custody will be issued via email after purchase is complete. Notebook will be delivered by a third party print on demand service. Hey, even Hell has to outsource.

Also, yes, once your purchase is complete, this listing will disappear and no other mortals shall have access to your new soul.