Every December, aliens, fairies, cryptids, and assorted magical beings gather in the FrankiVerse Café to observe the grand tradition known simply as:
“Human Ritual Season.”

No one really understands why humans wrap objects, string lights, sing loudly, panic-buy pastries, or mysteriously vanish into family gatherings, but the interdimensional community agrees: it’s adorable.

This design captures the moment an alien and a tiny fairy attempt to participate — armed with yarn, curiosity, and absolutely zero context. Whether you celebrate one holiday, many holidays, or just quietly dissolve into a blanket fort until January, this piece offers a cozy, humorous nod to all of it.

Vibe: Wholesome chaos.
Aesthetic: Cozy sci-fi meets cottagecore fairy energy.
Mood: “We don’t get your traditions, but we love your enthusiasm.”

🛸 Franki’ology Note:

When in doubt, wrap something in yarn, drink something warm, and let the season be exactly as weird as it naturally is.